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一位英语教授在黑板上写下了“A woman without her man is nothing”，要求他的学生加标点。
班上所有的男性的答案：A woman, without her man, is nothing.（一个女人，没有她的男人，什么都不是。）
班上所有的女性的答案：A woman: without her, man is nothing.（女人：没有她，男人什么都不是。）
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Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours?
Jane
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Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
